What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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