Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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