i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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