This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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