Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize