So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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