i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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