Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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