In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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