so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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