yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Everything about him screamed your future.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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