i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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