I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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