i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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