If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Randomize
