On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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