Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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