No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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