I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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