I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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