i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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