Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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