I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
