it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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