When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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