I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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