he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
