I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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