please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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