First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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