I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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