He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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