so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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