addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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