Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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