bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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