hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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