The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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