Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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