WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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