The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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