In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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