we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
