Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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