ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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