those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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