we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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