He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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