can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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