Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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