Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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