so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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