She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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