Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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