No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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